While web surfing today, I saw a banner that claimed their website could tell me the precise name of my soul mate. So, seeing as Valentine’s Day is coming up and I’m single, I had to check it out.

After entering my first name and astrological sign (go pisces!), they revealed me the name I’ve been waiting so long to learn. Are you ready?


I googled the name Zody to see if it really exists and apparently it does and was created by deranged people who thought it would be a good idea to combine the names Zoe and Cody, and it means “cushion of life”. I’m not kidding; that’s what it really says.

So alright, at least I have something to work with. This is my petition to my Zody named readership to come out of hiding and show yourself. Or, if you know a Zody, feel free to tell him that you have found his other half.


In other wonderful news, I would like to share with my readership that Eb+Flo, the label that Chris Rice co-owns, is having a clearance sale of their music inventory, including arts such as Derek Webb, Caedmon’s Call, Sandra McCracken, Chris Rice, and a lot of other great stuff. This is cheap, like under $5 cheap. Go check it out if you want to catch up on some of their collections.