Things to Do in America:

  • spend as much time as possible with my friends and family
  • eat lots of American and Mexican food, and absolutely no rice or fish
  • bask in the glory of central heating
  • stock up on good music, DVDs, and books
  • watch “The Incredibles,” “Meet the Fockers,” and “Ocean’s Twelve”
  • revel in the greatness that is Walmart
  • drive